My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned = because I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, = so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The = job was only so-so anyhow.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was = ex- hausting.
So I wanted to be a barber, but I just = couldn't cut it.
Then I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't = cut the mustard.
Finally, I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any = patience.