April 11, 2005

JOBS (jokes)

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned = because I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, = so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The = job was only so-so anyhow.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was = ex- hausting.

So I wanted to be a barber, but I just = couldn't cut it.

Then I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't = cut the mustard.

Finally, I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any = patience.

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